{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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Life Is Just a Bowl of Cherries is an album by trumpeter Howard McGhee featuring songs from the musical film The Best Things in Life Are Free which were recorded in 1956 and released on the Bethlehem label.
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