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Bjarne Mädel is a German actor based in Berlin, best known for his roles as Heiko \"Schotty\" Schotte in the 2011–2018 television series Crime Scene Cleaner and as Jakob \"Buba\" Otto in the 2019 first season of How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) as well as its 2022 spin-off prequel film Buba.
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