{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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The Turner Turnpike is a controlled-access toll road in central Oklahoma, connecting its two largest cities, Oklahoma City and Tulsa. Authorized by the Oklahoma Legislature in 1947 and opened in May 1953, it is the oldest of the state's twelve turnpikes. The route is signed as Interstate 44 for its entire length, but was constructed prior to its designation as such. The Turner Turnpike was named after Governor Roy J. Turner, who pushed for efforts to build this toll road to connect the state's two largest cities.
"}{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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Balendin Enbeita was a Basque Bertsolaritza and writer. His father was Kepa Enbeita Urretxindorra, his grandfather Juan Antonio Enbeita alias Txotxojeuri.
"}{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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