{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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