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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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