{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
{"fact":"The ability of a cat to find its way home is called \u201cpsi-traveling.\u201d Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.","length":216}